When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

Quote by Bill Maher

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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free...

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free...

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort...

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort...

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

The bosses of our mass media, press, radio, film and television, succeed in their aim...

The bosses of our mass media, press, radio, film and television, succeed in their aim...

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God,...

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God,...