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President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is...
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit.
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else...
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I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...
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I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little...
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is...
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Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please,...
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It's all been satirized for your protection.
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to...
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...
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Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will...
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case...
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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the...
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A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10...
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