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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...