I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
Quote by Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney Quotes
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of...
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...
The greatest thing that has ever come from this technological era is the 'Clear History'...
I don't think there's anything unique about human intelligence. All the neurons in the brain...
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.