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Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...
#Money
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...
#Computers
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
#Television
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...
#Appearance
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#Truth
Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...
#Democrats
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#Government
Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
#Women
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
#Smile
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#Smiling
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
#Happiness
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...
#Funny
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#Life
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...
#Food
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#Funny
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
#Andy Rooney
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...
#Andy Rooney
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
#Andy Rooney
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
#Andy Rooney
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
#Andy Rooney
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...
#Andy Rooney
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...
#Andy Rooney
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
#Andy Rooney
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