I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and...
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...
Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...
Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...
Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a...
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...
When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate...
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.