Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Quote by Andy Rooney

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Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a...

The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a...

Court not the critic's smile nor dread his frown

Court not the critic's smile nor dread his frown

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities