Quotes about Andy Rooney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

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Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...

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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

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Death is a distant rumor to the young.

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