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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a...
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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...
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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...
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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...
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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under...
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...
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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....
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