All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if...

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning...

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.