All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they...

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror....

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

Elephants and grandchildren never forget.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army...

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but...

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in...

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of...

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...