I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.
Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
O loss of sight, of thee I most complain! Blind among enemies, O worse than...
I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is...
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...
We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing...
Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take...
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want...
Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor...