“Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.Topics: Quotes about Birth, Quotes about Funny Facebook Status, Quotes about MomShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough...#Birth, #God
Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...#Funny Facebook Status
What's the difference between a hockey team and a girl from Jersey Shore? The hockey...#Funny Facebook Status
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...#Funny Facebook Status, #Funny Good Morning
