The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

Quote by Jane Sellman

Topics: Funny Quotes, Mom Quotes

I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...

I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years...

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

Explore your mind, discover yourself, then give the best that is in you to your...

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they...

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they...

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom