The phrase, working mother, is redundant.

Quote by Jane Sellman

Topics: Funny Quotes, Mom Quotes

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and...

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and...

I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and...

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that...

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero...

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is...

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang...

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang...

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...