Quotes about Jokes

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi...

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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old...

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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.

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Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go...

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke...

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