A joke is a very serious thing

Quote by Winston Churchill

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Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

Death came very easily to her. She had lived such an innocent and loving life...

Death came very easily to her. She had lived such an innocent and loving life...

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all...

There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all...

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,...

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,...

We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.

We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.

Without courage all virtues lose their meaning.

Without courage all virtues lose their meaning.

The Navy can lose us the war, but only the Air Force can win it....

The Navy can lose us the war, but only the Air Force can win it....

History is written by the victors.

History is written by the victors.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get...

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get...

Don't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do...

Don't be careless about yourselves--on the other hand not too careful. Live well but do...

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of...

The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of...

Most people stumble over the truth, now and then, but they usually manage to pick...

Most people stumble over the truth, now and then, but they usually manage to pick...

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry

Censure is often useful, praise is often deceitful

Censure is often useful, praise is often deceitful

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

War is a catalouge of blunders.

War is a catalouge of blunders.

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if...

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if...

We are asking the nations of Europe between whom rivers of blood have flowed to...

We are asking the nations of Europe between whom rivers of blood have flowed to...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...

Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those...