Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...#Humor
If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.#Boss, #Employees, #Funny Facebook Status
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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the...#Cosmetics, #Humor, #Makeup
'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to...#Humor, #Poetry, #Surrealism
