Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the fights, forget the sex, forget the jealousy. But take off your hat and observe a moment's silence for the legions of unknown tubes of foundation,…

Quote by Marian Keyes

Topics: Cosmetics Quotes, Humor Quotes, Makeup Quotes, Relationships Quotes

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for...

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for...

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be...

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be...

Lipstick is really magical. It holds more than a waxy bit of color, it holds...

Lipstick is really magical. It holds more than a waxy bit of color, it holds...

The beauty myth is always actually prescribing behaviour and not appearance.

The beauty myth is always actually prescribing behaviour and not appearance.

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!

I love the confidence that makeup gives me.

I love the confidence that makeup gives me.

Women are lucky enough to have natural soft skin and sexy curves. Even luckier to...

Women are lucky enough to have natural soft skin and sexy curves. Even luckier to...

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not...

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not...

I swear it takes almost as much time to remove makeup as it does to...

I swear it takes almost as much time to remove makeup as it does to...

There are no better cosmetics than a severe temperance and purity, modesty and humility, a...

There are no better cosmetics than a severe temperance and purity, modesty and humility, a...

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness.

Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best beauty aid is still...

Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best beauty aid is still...

In the factory we make cosmetics; in the drugstore we sell hope.

In the factory we make cosmetics; in the drugstore we sell hope.

When shopping for cosmetics, you should read the ingredient label with the same scrutiny as...

When shopping for cosmetics, you should read the ingredient label with the same scrutiny as...

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense...

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

Putting makeup on will not make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so...

Putting makeup on will not make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...