Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Quote by Oliver Goldsmith

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Law grinds the poor, and rich men rule the law.

Law grinds the poor, and rich men rule the law.

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

There are some faults so nearly allied to excellence that we can scarce weed out...

There are some faults so nearly allied to excellence that we can scarce weed out...

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear...

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear...

A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise...

A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise...

Could a man live by it, it were not unpleasant employment to be a poet.

Could a man live by it, it were not unpleasant employment to be a poet.

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.

The jests of the rich are ever successful.

The jests of the rich are ever successful.

Silence is become his mother tongue.

Silence is become his mother tongue.

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

Of all kinds of ambition, that which pursues poetical fame is the wildest

Of all kinds of ambition, that which pursues poetical fame is the wildest

Romance and novel paint beauty in colors more charming than nature, and describe a happiness...

Romance and novel paint beauty in colors more charming than nature, and describe a happiness...

The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded...

The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded...

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.

Laws grind the poor, and rich men rule the law

Laws grind the poor, and rich men rule the law

Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.

Ceremonies are different in every country, but true politeness is everywhere the same.

Tenderness is a virtue.

Tenderness is a virtue.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never...

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never...