Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Quote by Oliver Goldsmith

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She who makes her husband and her children happy, who reclaims the one from vice,...

She who makes her husband and her children happy, who reclaims the one from vice,...

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy.

Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.

Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.

Write how you want, the critic shall show the world you could have written better.

Write how you want, the critic shall show the world you could have written better.

For just experience tells, in every soil, That those who think must govern those who...

For just experience tells, in every soil, That those who think must govern those who...

Law grinds the poor, and rich men rule the law.

Law grinds the poor, and rich men rule the law.

Tenderness is a virtue.

Tenderness is a virtue.

Girls like to be played with, and rumpled a little too, sometimes.

Girls like to be played with, and rumpled a little too, sometimes.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall.

The true use of speech is not so much to express our wants as to...

The true use of speech is not so much to express our wants as to...

Tenderness is a virtue.

Tenderness is a virtue.

The jests of the rich are ever successful.

The jests of the rich are ever successful.

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry

Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.

Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long.

Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and...

Life is a journey that must be traveled no matter how bad the roads and...

The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always...

The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always...