Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Quote by Marge Simpson

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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were...

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were...

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you...

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...

Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do...

Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do...

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor...

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All...

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense...

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense...

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached...

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached...

Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of...

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of...

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...