Quotes about Homer Simpson

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

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This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

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I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

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Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

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Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

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Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

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Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

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