Quotes about Henny Youngman

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago...

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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let...

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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the...

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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

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Take my wife... Please!

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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

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She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

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She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out...

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first...

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