Quotes about God

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number...

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...

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The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature...

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If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because...

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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

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How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

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What kind of power is it that dares intrude between me and my bride, the...

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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

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