Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Quote by George Clooney

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I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....