Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Quote by George Clooney

Topics: Funny Quotes, Politics Quotes

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...