Quotes about Funny

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

#Funny, #Parents

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

#Funny

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

#Funny

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

#Funny, #Government

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to...

#Funny, #Work

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

#Children, #Funny

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

#Funny, #Television

We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work...

#Funny, #Work

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

#Funny

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's...

#Funny, #Women

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

#Funny, #Government

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

#Funny, #Stupidity