Quotes about Funny

I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true...

#Age, #Funny

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

#Funny, #Government

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

#Funny, #Marriage

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

#Funny, #Life

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to...

#Control, #Funny, #Movies

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife...

#Funny, #Movies

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some...

#Funny, #Movies

Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other...

#Age, #Funny

Believe me, that was a happy age, before the days of architects, before the days...

#Age, #Funny

A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.

#Age, #Funny

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

#Funny, #Success

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

#Ability, #Funny