Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Quote by Bill Maher
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says...
Men are only as loyal as their options.
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or...
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will...
Abstinence is a perversion.
When we make mistakes they call it evil
I think religion is bad and drugs are good.
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...
If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...
I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case...
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.