Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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It's all been satirized for your protection.
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