Quotes about Funny

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

#Funny, #Women

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

#Funny, #Marriage

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

#Funny, #Writers

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

#Funny

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

#Funny, #Witty

Let's have some new cliches.

#Funny, #Witty

We sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You...

#Funny, #Love

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything...

#Age, #Funny

Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You...

#Dancing, #Funny, #Literary

I rant, therefore I am.

#Funny

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

#Chess, #Funny

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

#Funny, #Jokes