Quotes about Funny

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

#Age, #Funny

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

#Funny, #Running

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life...

#Funny, #Sex

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

#Funny, #Putdowns

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

#Cute, #Funny, #Sweetness

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

#Food, #Funny

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

#Funny, #Humor, #Sex

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

#Age, #Funny

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

#Food, #Funny

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

#Funny, #Money

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

#Funny, #Life

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...

#Funny