Quotes about Funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

#Funny, #People, #Stupidity

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

#Funny, #People

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

#Funny, #Graduation

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

#Funny, #Girls

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

#Cute, #Funny

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

#Funny, #Love

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport...

#Funny, #Witty

It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to...

#Funny, #Leadership

George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

#Funny, #Positive

You can tell a lot about a fellows character by the way he eats jelly...

#Character, #Funny, #People

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

#Age, #Funny

Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by...

#Age, #Funny