Quotes about Funny

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

#Funny

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

#Business, #Funny

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

#Funny, #Work

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

#Funny, #Running

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life...

#Funny, #Sex

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

#Funny, #Putdowns

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

#Cute, #Funny, #Sweetness

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

#Food, #Funny

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

#Funny, #Humor, #Sex

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

#Age, #Funny

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

#Age, #Funny

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

#Food, #Funny, #Strength