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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...
#Food
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#Funny
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#Strength
And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or...
#Age
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#Funny
'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and...
#Age
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#Funny
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
#Funny
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#Wise
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
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#Money
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
#Funny
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#Life
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
#Funny
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#Silly
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#Song
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
#Funny
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#Wisdom
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly...
#Funny
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#Parents
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...
#Funny
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#Writers
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...
#Funny
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...
#Funny
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
#Advice
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#Funny
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to...
#Advice
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#Funny
Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no...
#Engineering
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#Funny
In youth one has tears without grief; in age, griefs without tears.
#Age
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#Funny
Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...
#Age
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#Funny
Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom.
#Age
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#Funny
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