About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

Quote by Judy Carter

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It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't...

It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't...

The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before...

The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before...

Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that...

Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that...

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was...

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was...

Before the child ever gets to school it will have received crucial, almost irrevocable sex...

Before the child ever gets to school it will have received crucial, almost irrevocable sex...

The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

Parents have a right to insist that godless evolution not be taught to their children.

Parents have a right to insist that godless evolution not be taught to their children.

I had supposed until that time that it was quite common for parents to love...

I had supposed until that time that it was quite common for parents to love...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence...

He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when sentence...

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

As long as you have the blessing of your parents it does not matter even...

As long as you have the blessing of your parents it does not matter even...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are...

The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they...