Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.

Quote by Judith Viorst

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You...

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You...

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a...

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a...

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce...

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce...

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making...

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making...

We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow...

We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow...

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or...

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an...

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an...

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry...

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry...

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire...

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire...

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of...

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of...

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones...

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones...

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body

An overripe banana, yellow outside, squishy in

An overripe banana, yellow outside, squishy in

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.

We tried not to age, but Time had its rage.