Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.

Quote by Judith Viorst

Topics: Food Quotes, Funny Quotes

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry...

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry...

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an...

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an...

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones...

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones...

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of...

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of...

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire...

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire...

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making...

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making...

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You...

Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or...

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or...

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow...

We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow...

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare...

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce...

Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce...

Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you...

Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you...

After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you...

When the age is in, the wit is out.

When the age is in, the wit is out.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.