Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Quote by JPaul Getty

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great...

You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great...

I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly....

I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly....

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Old age is a shipwreck.

Old age is a shipwreck.

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

Age is a tyrant who forbids at the penalty of life all the pleasures of...

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Money is flat and meant to be piled up.

Money is flat and meant to be piled up.

What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When...

What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When...