Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Quote by Jumbo Elliott

Topics: Funny Quotes, Running Quotes

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to...

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

We prefer world law, in the age of self-determination, to world war in the age...

We prefer world law, in the age of self-determination, to world war in the age...

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea...

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea...

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving...

Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving...

It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo...

It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo...

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

Second place is not a defeat. It is a stimulation to get better. It makes...

Second place is not a defeat. It is a stimulation to get better. It makes...

The idea that you can't lose contact with the leaders has cut more throats than...

The idea that you can't lose contact with the leaders has cut more throats than...