Quotes about Funny

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska...

#Funny, #Snow

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

#Christmas, #Funny

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

#Friends, #Funny

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

#Funny, #Retirement

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.

#Funny, #Math

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

#Best Friends, #Funny

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.

#Funny, #God

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

#Age, #Funny

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

#Funny, #Weekend

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

#Funny, #Snow

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

#Funny, #Winter

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

#Christmas, #Funny