I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
Quote by Archie Bunker
Best Friends Quotes
God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.
Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up?...
You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep...
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be...
My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I...
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest...
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me...
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer...
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and...