Quotes about Funny

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

#Break Up, #Funny

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

#Age, #Funny

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a...

#Funny

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

#Funny, #Men And Women, #Optimism

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

#Funny, #Men And Women, #Optimism

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of...

#Funny, #Work

I dont like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.

#Funny, #Thank You

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

#Age, #Funny

Take hold of this (charm) that subjects to immortality (life), may thy life unto old...

#Age, #Funny

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

#Funny, #Religious

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

#Funny, #God

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

#Funny, #Halloween