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In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid....

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...