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Topics: Break Up Quotes, Funny Quotes

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.

Going hungry never bothered me it was having no clothes.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are the real architects of society.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

Im insecure about everything, because¦ Im never going to look in the mirror and see...

Im insecure about everything, because¦ Im never going to look in the mirror and see...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....