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Topics: Break Up Quotes, Funny Quotes

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge'...

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I kill myself for my body.

I kill myself for my body.

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time,...

In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time,...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone...

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone...

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Go out on a limb. Thats where the fruit is.

Go out on a limb. Thats where the fruit is.

You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on.

You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on.