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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts...

I kill myself for my body

I kill myself for my body

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

There are really only two requirements when it comes to exercise. One is that you...

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Enter every activity without giving mental recognition to the possibility of defeat. Concentrate on your...

Enter every activity without giving mental recognition to the possibility of defeat. Concentrate on your...

Now is all we have. Everything that has ever happened to you, and anything that...

Now is all we have. Everything that has ever happened to you, and anything that...