Quotes about Funny

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related...

#Funny, #Jokes

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him

#Funny, #Romantic

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

#Alcohol, #Funny

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the...

#Funny

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet....

#Death, #Funny

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

#Funny, #Golf

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

#Funny, #Golf

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

#Funny, #Golf

The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board.

#Funny, #People

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's...

#Funny, #Work

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job...

#Funny, #Work

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

#Christmas, #Funny