Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charlie Brown

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise...

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise...

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.

God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.