Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charlie Brown

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I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a...

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.

Home wasn't built in a day.

Home wasn't built in a day.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.