Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Quote by Charlie Brown

Topics: Funny Quotes, God Quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?

I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself...

I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself...

In words, as fashions, the same rule will hold, Alike fantastic if too new or...

In words, as fashions, the same rule will hold, Alike fantastic if too new or...

My rule, in which I have always found satisfaction, is, never to turn aside in...

My rule, in which I have always found satisfaction, is, never to turn aside in...

Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five...

Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five...

I have made it a rule of my life to trust a man long after...

I have made it a rule of my life to trust a man long after...

As a rule, for no one does life drag more disagreeably than for him who...

As a rule, for no one does life drag more disagreeably than for him who...