A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

Quote by Chauncey Depew

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I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...