A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on...

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on...

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

Individual character involves honoring and embracing certain core ethical values; honesty, respect, responsibility . ....

Individual character involves honoring and embracing certain core ethical values; honesty, respect, responsibility . ....

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set...

Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.

Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all...

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more...

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more...

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.