A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

Quote by Chauncey Depew

Topics: Funny Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Optimism Quotes

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas...

What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have...

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have...

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it...

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...

Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is...

Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is...

For, Heaven be thank'd, we live in such an age, when no man dies for...

For, Heaven be thank'd, we live in such an age, when no man dies for...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity....

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity....

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't...

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't...