I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Quote by Brendan Behan

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Funny Quotes

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.