I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Quote by Brendan Behan

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Funny Quotes

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...