The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Quote by Ether Barrymore

Topics: Best Friends Quotes, Funny Quotes

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good...

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good...

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

The question Who ought to be boss is like as Who ought to be the...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is...

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is...

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go...

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase...

Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...