Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
Quote by George Polya
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...
If you rest, you rust.
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than...
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife...
There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
In this age of the rule of brute force, it is almost impossible for anyone...
For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those...
I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are...
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
There are two ways to do great mathematics. The first is to be smarter than...