You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Quote by Ethel Barrymore

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Life Quotes, Maturity Quotes

That's all there is; there isn't any more.

That's all there is; there isn't any more.

The arts are not just instantaneous pleasure - if you don't like it, the artist...

The arts are not just instantaneous pleasure - if you don't like it, the artist...

Fundamentally I feel that there is as much difference between the stage and the films...

Fundamentally I feel that there is as much difference between the stage and the films...

Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our failures,...

Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our failures,...

I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare.

I never let them cough. They wouldn't dare.

The arts are not just instantaneous pleasure - if you don't like it, the artist...

The arts are not just instantaneous pleasure - if you don't like it, the artist...

You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more...

You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more...

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus,...

For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus,...

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was...

As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Fish are friends, not food!

Fish are friends, not food!

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did...

Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did...

I think I swallowed a bug!

I think I swallowed a bug!

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that...

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons

Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

Maturity is knowing when to be immature.