Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Quote by George SPatton
Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It...
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar...
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.
And what's a life? - a weary pilgrimage, Whose glory in one day doth fill...
For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of...
Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
The only war we ever had was the time we ran out of Mr Kipling...
When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...
The horizon of many people is a circle with zero radius which they call their...
No one has ever suffered from his people as I have.