Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Quote by George SPatton

Topics: Funny Quotes, People Quotes

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be...

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than...

The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...

The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I like marriage. The idea.

I like marriage. The idea.

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

The just is close to the people's heart, but the merciful is close to the...

The just is close to the people's heart, but the merciful is close to the...

People in their handling of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If...

People in their handling of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If...