Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

Quote by J H Poincare

Topics: Funny Quotes, Math Quotes

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

In passing, we should note this curious mark of our own age: the only absolute...

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I...

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a...

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.