On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

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Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most...

Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, controls youth, and delights old age.

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,...

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,...

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can...

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will...

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating...

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating...

Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.

Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.