Quotes about Funny

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

#Dirty, #Funny

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

#Best Friends, #Funny

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

#Cute, #Funny

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

#Funny, #Morning

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

#Friendship, #Funny

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

#Best Friend, #Funny

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

#Funny, #Funny Sayings, #Sex

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well...

#Funny, #School

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

#Funny, #Irish

King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And...

#Age, #Funny

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better...

#Funny, #Pregnancy

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

#Dirty, #Funny