Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Quote by Ben Hogan

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As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of...

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of...