Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Quote by Ben Hogan

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There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played...

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you...

It's the greatest par-3 hole in America.

It's the greatest par-3 hole in America.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of...

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...