You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

Quote by Anne Lamott

Topics: Funny Quotes, God Quotes, Hate Quotes, Reality Quotes

When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats...

When hope is not pinned wriggling onto a shiny image or expectation, it sometimes floats...

We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict...

We must not inflict life on children who will be resented; we must not inflict...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

Seeing yourself in print is such an amazing concept: you can get so much attention...

I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a...

I've written six novels and four pieces of nonfiction, so I don't really have a...

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets...

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace - only that it meets...

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and...

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns...

Our public schools began as ministries of the church; now it is time to return...

Our public schools began as ministries of the church; now it is time to return...

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or...

Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or...

And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer...

And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer...

Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the...

Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the...

Do you not see that Allah is He Whom do glorify all those who are...

Do you not see that Allah is He Whom do glorify all those who are...

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

The Old Testament describes the hell of the past, and the New the hell of...

The Old Testament describes the hell of the past, and the New the hell of...

If the freedom of religion, guaranteed to us by law in theory, can ever rise...

If the freedom of religion, guaranteed to us by law in theory, can ever rise...

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable

A man's moral worth is not measured by what his religious beliefs are but rather...

A man's moral worth is not measured by what his religious beliefs are but rather...